petition for hank green to write a song entitled ‘benedict cumberbatch’ in which he lists all of the names we can give benedict cumberbatch and still understand that it’s benedict cumberbatch
make hank green find the thing
(via jumpushfall)
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
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wouldn’t that be hilarious if the third series of sherlock started with “nope sherlock is actually dead tough shit you all waited for nothing”
and then it’s just this picture for the next hour and a half:
The sad thing is we’d probably all stay and watch the picture of Moffat’s face for the entire time
Just to make sure it’s still Moffat’s face…
what if they chucked in a bit of weeping angels just to fuck with us
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iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
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*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
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im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:
socially-awkward-supervillian:
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
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#look at how he’s sweetly passively trying to hint to us to #FUCKING CHANGE OUR FANDOM NAME
let’s just fucking change it I feel so sorry for him :D
Can we be the Cumberbuddies now
Or cumberbabes..CAN WE PLS BE CUMBERBUDDIES
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